Vikar’s Rant

I appreciate my wife’s honesty and I don’t get offended. This is unusual with many people. So much so that in the corporation I worked for there was a specific procedure for telling people they stank. I remember this one instance of a woman who had regular terrible body odor. It was bad. It was so bad that one could not ignore the unmistakable biological warfare she conducted within herself. She had… um… “feminine hygiene issues”. Picture the awkwardness at [...]

I am certain that electric eye door openers were a byproduct of this show, as well as video conferencing, as well as cell phones, and even floppy disks. Do you know that medical science now has a hand held magnetic imager similar to a tricorder? Watch the old series and see how many of the “futuristic tools” they used are now commonly used today in the year 2001. I get goosepimply just thinking about it. [...]

“What was that middle part again?”
- Otto (Kevin Klein) from A Fish Called Wanda

“You Mean I’m Not Lazy, Stupid, or Crazy?”
- Title of the adult attention deficit disorder self help book by Kate Kelly and Peggy Ramundo

“What happens when the brain’s capacity to process information is exceeded? It shuts down.”
- From ‘You Mean I’m Not [...]

There are times you’ll find yourself talking to a friend and you’ll come up with a concept so absurd and insane that you can’t help but be amazed that you arrived at that topic to begin with. For example, just the other day, I had a conversation with my wife that made me doubt my own [...]