Vikar’s Rant

I find Robitussin D with a twist of lemon Theraflu to be the choice of champions. One shot of that, equivalent to two teaspoons, after a piping hot mug of lemon Theraflu with a drop of honey can really make your fever enhanced halucinations really entertaining. I take this in an easy chair with my least favorite flannel pajamas and let the good times roll. It beats daytime television and you don’t even need a remote [...]

The first mistake I made was to read the document while I was medicated with Vicodin. This was a precautionary step from my surgeon to take care of any pain I might have while I heal from the operation. I realized that no matter how much coffee I drank and how much studying I did I would always have the comprehension ability of the average Joe listening to the “Peanut’s” teacher talk to Charlie Brown (Waw WA WA waw WA waw waw). Vicodin and concentration don’t [...]