Your Tax Dollars At Work
Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's
penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000,
they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the
shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their
own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded
that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The University of Saskatchewan, Faculty of Agriculture, unsatisfied
with these findings, conducted their own study. After 3 weeks
and a cost of around $75.47(CAN), they concluded that it was
to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the